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minute later on then. How are you, Aisling? How are you, Liam? Wolf Banana Bear. Heavy duty. Lucy. Genghis Khan is after you. Genghis Khan. Spam in the chat. I'd have to fuck off. I'd have to fucking get rid of him. It's a shame.

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I'm actually all for Genghis Khan as well. We're on to the last stretch anyway. Sean Thomas, how are you? Francis Higgins, how are you?

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Looks like Genghis Khan became Genghis Khan after he got iceboxed for spamming the chat.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Yoka Hama.

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Tyres.

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Yoka Hama.

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Tyres.

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*Sigh*

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Fucking waste, Simon.

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Where are these boys shooting from?

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*Sigh*

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What came first, the hammer or the egg?

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Need to get rid of those boys before they explode. Explodey boys.

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me

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Genghis can do 25 to life for spam

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*fart noise*

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Cara and Jack

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Thank you very much Cara and Jack

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Big shout out to Cara and Jack doing the best they can in a fucking mental world

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Things are changing at an alarming pace everyday technology the jobs market housing

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You name it the weather weather systems climate control climate climate change

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But Cara and Jack are staying true to themselves and the weather

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Thanks very much

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*fart noise*

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How long have you had the tash long off?

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Alex Jones man you put me off with the tash talk

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Now we're back here again great stuff

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F6 you need to remember to f6 in this game

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Your sorrow is all mine

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"It's a pleasure with mine, pleasure with mine"

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"Oh my god"

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"How dare you besmirch me, have a ball, play with this ball"

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"You have besmirched me, the game is a lot better when you put on that voice"

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"You are simply driving too fast to" "You are simply driving too fast to deal with the consequences"

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"Please do not besmirch me"

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"Have this computer, do what you feel with it"

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"Hell!"

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"All angles, all angles"

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"Double whammo"

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"We're gonna listen to a bit of Lifehouse later on"

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"If we can get the senses back on track, you know"

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"Half-Life 2, Frank McCord, thank you very much"

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"Why did you not discuss your well-placed tip with Frankie Brosnan?"

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"Frankie Higson"

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"Here is a ball for you"

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"Play with your ball"

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"Play with your newfound ball"

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"Play with your newfound ball"

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"I deploy you"

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"Not the Lighthouse family"

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"No, we're playing Lifehouse"

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"American Christian rock band"

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"Lifehouse"

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"And we're gonna be blasting that stuff"

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"Late into the night"

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Play with your ball. Play with your newfound ball. I deplore you.

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Not the Lighthouse family, no, we're playing Lifehouse. American Christian rock band, Lifehouse.

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And we're gonna be blasting that stuff late into the night.

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That is a cool looking gun. Ivan Uncle in Tralee who makes them out of old Ivaco trucks and computers from the 90s. Fucking hell. That's mad. Heavy duty, how are you? The master, Mark Dargan.

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Sean Lawless. Can I tell you, the way this place is looking now is pretty lawless. Huh? Balls flying around the fucking gaff, people. You have to pick up the trash. Put it inside the trash bag. The trash bag is the mixture of the van and the bus. And the can.

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Fucking hell, that man. FIFA 98. Go to the World Cup. Fucking Blur Song 2. Look at that man. Wow. Blur Song 2 all the way. F6, I have Nathaniel.

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Holy fucking ball. Oh, there's a... You pressed the button. You should have pressed the stage.

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We'll have a few more Frank McCourts coming our way.

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On the valley.

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Down you go.

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I think this fucker turned it off.

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Fuck.

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Feel the wrath.

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Feel the ride.

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Hold on to your seats.

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It's bobsleigh time.

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Cool Runnings 2 is coming out next week.

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In the cinema.

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It's about a bunch of lads on a fucking bobsleigh.

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Pretty much the same as the first one.

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But it's set in a fucking dystopian nightmarish future like this.

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And they have to fucking bobsleigh their way to the top.

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Which as you know is pretty tough when you're going up against gravity.

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But they've managed to fucking make like a flume of ice.

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And then they've fucking they've got a rocket.

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They've got one of these orbs at the back.

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And they're Jamaican.

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It's hilarious.

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We won't get on that now.

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And now what we do is.

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We'll give ourselves a nice bit of uh.

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We'll give ourselves a fighting chance.

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And that's what I did do in the first place.

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Frank McCourt.

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I know it was made by Disney.

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The first one.

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And it was a URPG.

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This is gonna be an 18 rated film.

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And the tagline is.

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Move on to your seats.

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It's fucking bobsleigh time.

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There's a murderer in it.

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A murderer in it.

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Like a serial killer.

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They have to fucking thwart before they can get onto the flume.

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He's called Bobsleigh Bill.

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And he makes costumes out of his women's skin.

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And he lives in a big.

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He lives in his Owlady's basement.

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And uh.

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Jodie Foster's gonna be doing a fucking cameo.

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And uh.

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Cameo the band.

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The uh.

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Funsters.

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From the fucking 80's.

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Will be doing the soundtrack.

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It's gonna be shy.

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Candy.

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They're gonna be bringing out Candy too.

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And uh.

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The late great John Candy's uh.

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Hologram is gonna be beamed onto the side of fucking billboards.

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Out in uh.

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America.

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To promote the film.

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Don't ask me why.

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He's a.

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Oh.

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Oh no.

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Fucking save.

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Didn't save it to the end.

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To the beginning.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Jonathan Candy Balls is gonna be in.

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It.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh no.

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Fucking save.

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Didn't save it to the end.

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To the beginning.

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*Sigh*

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Jonathan Candy Balls is gonna be in it.

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They made a movie, I think there was a movie where it was like, it imagines what life would be like.

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Had the Nazis have won. I don't know.

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I can't remember what it was called but it did look rubbish. It did look rubbish.

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German Ryan can I get it? Yeah.

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Afraid not man, sorry.

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You can get it, yeah.

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Schnooker. Schnooker Deluxe.

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Yeah.

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German the German.

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The Empire like Gak.

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*Sigh*

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The Empire like Gak.

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*Sigh*

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Down there you go into the fucking shaft.

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*Sigh*

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Down there you go into the fucking shaft.

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*Sigh*

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Now F6.

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Tell me Dr. Freeman if you can.

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You have destroyed so much.

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What is it exactly that you have created?

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Can you-

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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Redzy baby.

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Thanks very much.

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Redzy baby.

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*Sigh*

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Can you give us an old story about making Silicon Guru?

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*Sigh*

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Can you give us an old story about making Silicon Guru?

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Who was the voice?

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Who were the flats lads?

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How did it all happen?

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Well Redzy.

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Buckle up.

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You're in for a bumpy ride.

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*Sigh*

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And big giant- big giant swords.

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Your man Michael makes huge RPG fantasy swords.

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He's from Galway.

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Don't know what that means man but thank you very much.

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And thank you Redzy baby as well.

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And Ian.

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The Silicon Guru.

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He literally worked- I can't give too much about him because he's a fucking- he's anonymous source.

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But he- let's just say this.

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One hundred and ten percent legit was on the inside.

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All night- late night hacks at Facebook.

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Late night hacks at Facebook which he saw.

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And uh- they got up to some- it was really like clandestine- or as they say in Argentina, clandestinos.

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Stuff going on there.

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And they weren't just jail breaking iPhones.

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They were fucking breaking jails.

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They were breaking into people's minds.

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Um.

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And then you saw of course the uh- the Twitter situation.

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And uh- Google now.

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It'd be funny enough to go down to Google now where they're uh- they're protesting day in day out.

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The Patriots.

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The gun- Metal Gear Solid 2's guns of the Patriots are now outside Google.

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Day in day out.

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And uh- who were the flats lads?

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Real time flats lads.

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Ehhhhhh.

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What more can I say about that?

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I know that you're- you're- you're saying to me that's- that's bullshit and you're not giving me- or- what you're giving me is nothing.

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But I mean- why could I- I- I got that scoop because it's someone who's anonymous you know.

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I can't- I can't dox them.

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But we can get rid of these TVs here.

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Harvey Norman kitted out the fuck out of days with a load of widescreens.

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So we're gonna get rid of them.

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Pure 5k wraparound.

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I'm going and buying a new pair of shades next week.

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They're 5k.

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When you put them on you see everything in 5k and you can zoom in on people's faces.

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And there's no loss in resolution.

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I- I've got one of these here actually in the gaff.

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And I do 10 minutes a day in it.

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Fuck knows what it does.

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Paperclip?

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Thank you very much paperclip.

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For your glorious tip.

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May glory be bestowed upon you and your children- and your children's children.

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For three months.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

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I'm gonna get rid of them.

265
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I'm gonna get rid of them.

266
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Field of Elysium or Ring of Elysium has Chinese spyware and chaiware and the game is called...

267
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I can't remember the name of the company but it's the same Huawei sort of business.

268
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They own...

269
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They own...

270
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The makers of the game have the Chinese version of Facebook.

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Google or something.

272
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Google.

273
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Chee-boy.

274
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Ten cent, that's it, yeah.

275
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Thanks very much, Mark.

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Mark with a C.

277
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Going against the grain with a C.

278
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At the end of the name.

279
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Very continental of you, Mark.

280
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I have to say.

281
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I'm more partial to the K marks than the C marks.

282
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But I think you're sounding up anyway.

283
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:56,240
I'm not fucking having a gorge here or anything, Mark.

284
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I think you're sound, man.

285
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I think you're fucking lethal.

286
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:11,200
We discussed this part of the game last week.

287
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And it is the, this is TV3.

288
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The dark side.

289
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When you get into TV3.

290
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This is what's behind the scenes.

291
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This, this is what was powering Vincent Brown's green screen studio all those years.

292
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That.

293
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:31,400
And it actually takes up the, the ESB bill is fucking huge.

294
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:32,760
Aye.

295
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,520
They have solar power, sure they have solar panels on the roof.

296
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,580
They do fuck all, man.

297
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,420
Because the sky is so grey and stuff.

298
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,140
Charlie Wilds, thanks very much.

299
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:48,960
Aye.

300
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,020
Keep watching this level, man.

301
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,180
I'm going to rip it up with this gravity gun.

302
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,180
Or anti-gravity gun.

303
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,660
You're going to be in for a Charlie Wild ride.

304
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

305
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:57,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

306
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:57,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

307
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

308
00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

309
00:19:59,660 --> 00:19:59,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

310
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I'm going to rip it up with this.

311
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

312
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

313
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

314
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

315
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

316
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

317
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

318
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

319
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:09,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

320
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

321
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

322
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:38,660
I'm going to rip it up with this.

323
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,660
Thank you very much.

324
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,660
Where's Connor Williams?

325
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,660
I don't know.

326
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,660
He's been packed away in a box for a little bit.

327
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,660
But he's going to be back with some shit hot Formula One.

328
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,660
Accione.

329
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,660
And other sports too.

330
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:54,660
And...

331
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,660
I don't know.

332
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,660
I don't know.

333
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,660
I don't know.

334
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,660
I don't know when he'll be back though.

335
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,660
Ian Kelly.

336
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,660
Thank you very much Ian Kelly.

337
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,660
Father Ian Kelly.

338
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,660
I'm only messing in.

339
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,660
You're probably not a priest are you?

340
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,660
I wonder what the fucking...

341
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,660
Ratio of priests to non-priests are watching.

342
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:35,040
any tips for the race anaconda G balloons thank you very much anaconda G any tips for the racing

343
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:42,120
preferably only fellas 94 no Ian but there was a lag called patty racing yesterday would you

344
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:51,180
believe any didn't come in sweet beast mark thank you very much it's short from Marcus I see sorry about

345
00:21:51,180 --> 00:22:04,160
that mark my mistake really thought you were being continental look I'm fucking sorry man now we're into

346
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:17,300
the main Ballymount frame here we go for another another fucking party political broadcast from

347
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:23,220
fucking the the the man himself

348
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:33,720
and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine

349
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:43,460
something we can now only begin to glimpse right cheers for that

350
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:55,520
there's a nice bit of bounce on these tellies 5k Harvey Norman jobs nice bit of bounce off them

351
00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:11,900
yeah w w e e e e waste disposal electrical waste situations

352
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:17,060
and you can get them sure you can get them on amazon for fucking

353
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:22,280
30 quid they hold they're the clamps that you can screw into the wall

354
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:27,100
if you're renting if you can't fucking do it man you have to run it by the landlords you know

355
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:32,020
but if you if you're a home if you if you own that wall then you can fucking do it man like you know

356
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:36,460
if you want to do that you can do that like you know you can do that and if you want to fill in

357
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:41,700
the screw holes then after the fucking hole has been made just get yourself a bit of filler like you know

358
00:23:41,700 --> 00:24:00,520
the landlord wouldn't let me put a clamp on the wall so i put a fucking clamp on his wheel of his car

359
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:10,260
and he said you're gonna have to take that off and i said you're gonna have to fuck off

360
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:14,660
What is this?

361
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:20,140
What is this?

362
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:25,060
Fucking hell.

363
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:31,320
What the hell is this?

364
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:42,280
What is this?

365
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,080
Game volume is too loud.

366
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,200
Timothy O'Flynn.

367
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,720
Timoth- Timothy.

368
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:55,040
I'm gonna crack that for you now, Tim.

369
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:01,600
Sorry for deafening you there.

370
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:13,240
Fucking iPod Nano, man.

371
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,840
Can you say hi to my buddy Mike?

372
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,380
He fell on hard times and hard to sell his computer.

373
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:19,880
He's watching from the library.

374
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,800
Hey Mike, hope you fucking sell that computer, man.

375
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,200
Big time.

376
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:31,200
I hope you sell it and I hope that you get good money for it.

377
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,760
We're thinking about you and your computer, Mark.

378
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,100
We're all thinking about that computer.

379
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,360
Best of luck.

380
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360
Cheers, Mark.

381
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,360
Good luck.

382
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,360
Thanks, Mark.

383
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,860
Cheers, Mark.

384
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,820
Thanks for watching, Mark, from the library, Mark.

385
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:50,820
Cheers.

386
00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:53,360
Thanks, Mark.

387
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360
Hello.

388
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:54,360
Hello.

389
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360
My name is Cucumber.

390
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,360
Ever think about doing stand-up?

391
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,360
Genuinely would pay to see you do a gig.

392
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,920
Gotta promise to bust out the hard slime jokes.

393
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,920
I don't know.

394
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,920
Maybe in the future.

395
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:06,920
Maybe in the future.

396
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:06,920
Maybe in the future.

397
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,920
There was some in the future.

398
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,920
As poor P. Flynn would say in the future.

399
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,480
But I did some last year or two years ago.

400
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480
Thank you very much, veteran weed man.

401
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,480
Thank you very much as well.

402
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,480
My name is Cucumber.

403
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,480
Thank you.

404
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,480
Thank you.

405
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:26,480
But if I do do some, then I'll let you know about it on the stream, I'd say.

406
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,480
Definitely would.

407
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,480
Definitely.

408
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480
Do this.

409
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,480
Do a bit of that.

410
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,480
I'll do a bit of stand-up like this.

411
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,480
See those lads?

412
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,480
No stand-up anymore.

413
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,480
It's just lying down from here on in lads.

414
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,480
I wonder will you do Vicar Street doing the lie down, will you?

415
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,860
Will you do Vicar Street from down there, hey?

416
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,500
Fucking hell.

417
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,240
This is not good.

418
00:26:51,240 --> 00:27:13,780
I think we're back, are we?

419
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:20,780
Okay.

420
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,000
Oh, you know.

421
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,580
There was a raid, was there?

422
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:48,000
Spetsnaz, the Gordy, Airboat.ie, Tencent with the Chinese spyware.

423
00:27:49,000 --> 00:28:02,580
Max Darwin, Paperclip Productions, the DUP, the UVF, General Daugherty, Technical Gremlins,

424
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:12,900
Sinn Féin, Spiders, Black Mesa, the Russians, Black Russian the Drink, White Russian the Drink,

425
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,580
and TV3, and Fantine.

426
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:31,440
Gave me enough time to go and get a packet of fruit and nut mix out the cupboard.

427
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,840
I told you it would come back.

428
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,840
I knew it would come back.

429
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:38,020
There was never any doubt that the stream would not come back.

430
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,220
Fruit and nut mix.

431
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,500
Fruit and nut mix by Alesto.

432
00:28:53,500 --> 00:29:12,800
It is too late to invest in Hobbs coin, Fat Shaggy.

433
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,160
The ship has sailed.

434
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:27,420
Yeah, the Alesto bags are massive.

435
00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:30,660
Great big bag of Alesto nuts and fruit.

436
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:43,260
Did you know that Alesto is named after the DJ Alesto as well, who's going to be playing,

437
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,880
he played live Sonar Festival in Barcelona.

438
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:53,320
He's going to be rocking the main stage at Electric Picnic.

439
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,320
Mmm.

440
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,940
Ears are you heard.

441
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,660
Wash that down with a crisp San Celestino.

442
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,400
You know the score.

443
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,360
Mmm.

444
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,980
San Celestino.

445
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,680
Sparkling mineral water.

446
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,120
From the Alpine regions of the northern Italian Alpine region.

447
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,060
Known as the Alps in the north of Italy.

448
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,000
Mmm.

449
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,360
Absolutely fantastic.

450
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,720
San Celestino.

451
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:53,200
Feel the thrill of the fizz as you twist the cap.

452
00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,300
And then, get ready for a head rush.

453
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:01,800
Monumental.

454
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:09,360
As the crisp, bubbling Celestino splashes against the back of your mouth.

455
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,360
Oh.

456
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:15,460
Oh.

457
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,200
H2O has never tasted this good.

458
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,120
Whoa.

459
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,020
Only the best.

460
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,600
Goes into every bottle of San Celestino.

461
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,780
Drink it through your nose.

462
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,960
It's the only way to fully live.

463
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,700
Says Max Darwin.

464
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,240
That's a whole new experience.

465
00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:45,560
We might try that one of the days.

466
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,740
But I'd say that we won't.

467
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,660
But I won't.

468
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,380
I'll leave it open just so that you might think that it'll happen.

469
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,020
So that you keep coming back to the stream.

470
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,580
George Foreman's Shen Muesli.

471
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,500
Thank you very much for that.

472
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,700
I don't know if you heard that.

473
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:09,360
But I mean, I just hope that you didn't.

474
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,420
Thank you for your noise.

475
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:14,540
Hello.

476
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,660
My name is Cucumber.

477
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,440
Thank you very much.

478
00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,380
And eating the cheap little shy tut tut.

479
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,060
But it's not bad.

480
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:23,780
Like, it's good.

481
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:24,840
It's good stuff.

482
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,440
Some of the stuff.

483
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,580
I'm not promoting Lidl or anything like that.

484
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,260
But some of the stuff there is fucking class.

485
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,220
Thank you very much, Caltrin C.

486
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:41,180
Thank you very much.

487
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:46,640
Look at those boys.

488
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,120
Bah!

489
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,500
This is how we do it.

490
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,560
This is how we do it.

491
00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:54,220
This is how we do it.

492
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,940
This is how we do it.

493
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,960
This is how we do it.

494
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,500
This is how we do it.

495
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,240
This is how we do it.

496
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:04,700
Fucking hell.

497
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:12,280
Fuck.

498
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:12,340
Fuck.

499
00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:22,380
Hmm.

500
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,680
Thank you very much.

501
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,420
My name is Cucumber again.

502
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:33,060
Yeah.

503
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,160
George Feely was, uh, led us on the stage at the boiler room.

504
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,160
And he's the functopus.

505
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,780
George Feely is the functopus.

506
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,880
The ministry of funk.

507
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,220
And if you're ever at one of his sets, believe you and me, you will get funked up.

508
00:33:48,220 --> 00:34:06,920
Those guys are worshipping the spider from fucking, uh, whatchamacallit.

509
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:08,020
War of the Worlds.

510
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:10,020
War of the Worlds.

511
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:21,760
I think this might be the best way to do it.

512
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,020
Blast them off the fucking wall at the thing.

513
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,700
This is the George Feely functopus special.

514
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,320
This is how it's done.

515
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,380
This is the boiler room set.

516
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:45,700
Yeah.

517
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,260
Yes.

518
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,360
That's what you want.

519
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,060
Oh, no.

520
00:34:55,060 --> 00:35:23,580
Thanks very much, Ian Kelly and boxes of Cobra Toxin.

521
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:28,600
Fuck.

522
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:28,640
Fuck.

523
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,960
And hello, my name is Cucumber.

524
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:33,740
Thank you very much.

525
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,420
Hello, my name is Cucumber.

526
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:40,860
Thank you.

527
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,000
Fuck.

528
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,560
Fuck.

529
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,960
Right, we'll get back to it anyway. Oh

530
00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:52,180
Look it all saved baby see his legs. I'm stripping them of his legs

531
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:59,160
Leg stripper 3d for the mega drive. They're bringing it out again in a remastered edition state

532
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,280
It's gonna be a real ball blaster of a game 16-bit madness

533
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:07,540
16 pure bits

534
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560
16 cool bits

535
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,460
wonder if when they made the

536
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,560
The watch him call it the mega driver the Genesis. Oh

537
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:26,300
Thank you very much Maria Walsh MEP and pumpkin headed fiddler has anybody seen the pumpkin headed man?

538
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,300
He plays the fiddle and he's in a band

539
00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:32,220
He's a good guy good friend of mine. I don't have the picture of him here anymore

540
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,220
just in case

541
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:41,080
Will you be playing half-life two episodes one to three? I will yeah, because it's a class game never played this game for its class

542
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:47,960
game fantastic game one of the best games and you need great determination tenacity and

543
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:53,460
You need a big heart to play the game

544
00:36:56,260 --> 00:37:06,820
Ian kelly are the Brits at it again? I'd say they are someone made a website called the brits are the Brits at it dot ie or dot com and you can check on whether or not the Brits are at it

545
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,480
yeah

546
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,780
Now iPhone screen man is gone who who away I?

547
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,840
I bought a who who away phone there man

548
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,820
It takes class pictures man

549
00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:28,220
Sold it then the next day and bought it back at a higher price cuz it's so cool as a phone

550
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,360
Where am I going now?

551
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,940
Maybe we take some of these orb?

552
00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:39,740
Orbital

553
00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:41,740
Phil Hartnell from Orbital

554
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,080
Roy Orbison

555
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:57,420
Thanks very much Maria Warsh pumpkin headed fiddler Ian Kelly boxes of Cobra toxin and cucumber

556
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,560
And half-life three never

557
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,560
Half-life three never

558
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680
Half-life three never

559
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,020
Thank you very much half-life three never

560
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:19,520
Half-life three never

561
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:49,500
I don't know.

562
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,820
Huh?

563
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,340
Back to this again.

564
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,720
We don't need to go into this again, do we?

565
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:04,980
We do.

566
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:06,260
We fucking do.

567
00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,040
Jordan Crawley.

568
00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,140
How the hell are you?

569
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,020
Thank you very much.

570
00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,180
It's great to have you.

571
00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:19,000
And you greatly enhanced your reputation the last day.

572
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:22,680
And you're listening to me Crawley so you can see whether I'm right or I'm wrong.

573
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,880
Fucking hell.

574
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:25,840
Look at this.

575
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,060
Creepus Crawlis.

576
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,340
Now we're getting lasered now.

577
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:50,400
How are you, Murph?

578
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,200
Thank you very much for the Smurf.

579
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,280
Will you play Call of Duty someday?

580
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:58,800
Yeah.

581
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:00,020
Yeah.

582
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,640
What's the scene like now on...

583
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,720
I have the last Black Ops on PS4.

584
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:09,380
Call of Duty Blackout.

585
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,160
Is it worth it?

586
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,840
Should I go back on that again?

587
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,940
Or should I just wait until the...

588
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:21,900
The new Modern Warfare is out.

589
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,480
Bodybag Central.

590
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,220
Bushed out the body bags.

591
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,080
I want the whole town to see me.

592
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,360
Yeah.

593
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:29,360
Yeah.

594
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:39,280
That's what put me off.

595
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,280
One big micro transaction.

596
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,100
Just games that are just fucking money spinners.

597
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,460
And constant updates to...

598
00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,920
And the updates are shite.

599
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:49,720
It's like...

600
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,360
Oh, you got a brand new skin for your character.

601
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,520
Don't care, man.

602
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,540
You don't even see him anyway.

603
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,220
It's first person.

604
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,220
Like...

605
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,300
Just so that you can...

606
00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,040
You've got a character that does...

607
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,720
You press the fucking analog stick.

608
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,040
And he throws some sweets out.

609
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,720
Who cares about that, man?

610
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:06,540
That's for children.

611
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:08,500
And the game's an 18 rated game.

612
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,240
And they're making children...

613
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,120
Style updates to the game.

614
00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:13,600
That don't even fucking matter.

615
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,760
Ech.

616
00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:25,620
Cod, chips, and a fucking big bottle of Coke.

617
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,460
Thank you very much.

618
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:31,180
Any skins?

619
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,100
Yeah, Activision.

620
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,380
Any skins, Gordon?

621
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:37,660
Oh, man.

622
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,140
Here we go.

623
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,100
It's your one.

624
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:44,340
Don't struggle.

625
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,480
It's no use.

626
00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:49,380
Until you're where he wants you, there's nothing you can do.

627
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:49,880
Yeah?

628
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,200
Any skins, Gordon?

629
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,400
I'm sorry, Gordon.

630
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,780
Any skins, is there?

631
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,560
I'm still in the...

632
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,460
I'm still in my mobile monopod.

633
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,580
But I got off Amazon.co.uk.

634
00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:15,380
Oh, no.

635
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:15,880
Here we go.

636
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,320
Batman.

637
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:17,740
Batman.

638
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,420
What I've seen is also beyond words...

639
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,380
Batman Juju.

640
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,300
Genocide.

641
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,300
Indescribable evil.

642
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:24,980
Good God.

643
00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:26,140
Good God.

644
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,260
Well, if it isn't Gordon Freeman at last.

645
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,060
Oh, no.

646
00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:31,660
It's the man.

647
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,980
It's the sound lab.

648
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,020
Thank you very much.

649
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:34,900
My name...

650
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,320
My name is Cucumber.

651
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,580
I live on the second shelf of your fridge.

652
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,020
Don't hear...

653
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:42,340
Don't...

654
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:45,320
If you hear a noise, don't ask me what it's all about.

655
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,100
It's probably a jar of sprouts falling out.

656
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,060
Thanks very much for that.

657
00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,760
Just go back to talking shite.

658
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,240
Balanasham, thank you.

659
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,740
Just go back to talking shite over Modern Warfare 3.

660
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,960
The new ones are all bollocks.

661
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,600
Only thing they add is a new color for your gun.

662
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,560
So it's pink.

663
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,600
And...

664
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,080
Yeah, very...

665
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:09,860
I'll put it over there.

666
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,300
Thank you very much.

667
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,160
You...

668
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,260
Have my gratitude, doctor.

669
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,140
How are you getting on?

670
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:18,780
First you lead me straight to the doorstep of my oldest friend.

671
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,280
Then you deliver yourself.

672
00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:28,600
If I'd known you were going to come straight up to my office, I wouldn't have bothered hunting you in the first place.

673
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,040
Yeah.

674
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,300
Indescribable skins.

675
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:36,020
Both of you in my keeping ensures I can dictate the terms of any bargain I care to make for the combine.

676
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,820
I'll swap you some Alashtor.

677
00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:39,180
Dr. Brink.

678
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,340
For a Tiestor seating.

679
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,480
Yes, Judith.

680
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,180
What is it?

681
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,400
The bargain we should be making is for Eli's life so he can continue his research.

682
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,420
You got it, punk.

683
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,580
Thanks to you, we have everything we need in that regard.

684
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,520
You're more than qualified to finish his research yourself.

685
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,440
What neither you nor...

686
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:05,300
I find it funny that amidst this whole citadel kind of thing, they've put down some nice carpets.

687
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:12,980
They went to right price tiles or whatever, wherever it is that you get your carpets.

688
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,460
Did they do carpets in right price tiles?

689
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:31,280
Thank you for your glorious tip.

690
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,360
Howie Ninja Gamer.

691
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:39,200
Grandpa still playing with his science set he got from Teshko in 1950 when it was half price.

692
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,240
Are the Brits at it again?

693
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:44,420
Dot com.

694
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:45,460
Yes.

695
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:50,900
Our sources have confirmed that the Brits are indeed at it again.

696
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,900
It's been zero days since the Brits were last at it.

697
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:55,680
Thank you very much.

698
00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:00,840
Thanks very much for the carpet information as well, guys.

699
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,980
You're really saving my skin on this one.

700
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,700
What else was I going to fucking say to you?

701
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:15,120
Oh yeah.

702
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,200
I struggled to say sauce then because it was source.

703
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:24,020
But yesterday on the stream, I don't know if you were watching, I had a fucking breakdown.

704
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,440
I couldn't say the word anonymity.

705
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,460
I don't know if you've ever done a stream out there, guys.

706
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:41,900
But if you've ever done a stream and you fucking can't say a word, it's really embarrassing.

707
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:49,660
Especially if you keep going back to trying it and you have to pause the stream to look it up and then see it in fragments.

708
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,340
And this is a word that I've said multiple times in my lifetime.

709
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,480
It's embarrassing, Ninja Gamer 2000.

710
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:58,900
It is.

711
00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,820
It's embarrassing.

712
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,240
Guinness shites.

713
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,280
Thank you very much.

714
00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:12,280
Serious question.

715
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:13,640
Do you take sugar in your tea?

716
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,160
No, man.

717
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,360
I used to when I was a child.

718
00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:21,000
But I don't anymore as an adult.

719
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:25,720
Sometimes I'll put a sugar in though.

720
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:29,360
When I want to go wild.

721
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,380
Thanks for the tip.

722
00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:36,260
I'll buy a pack of sugar with that.

723
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:42,120
All I can do is convince that rabble in the streets to give up their senseless struggle.

724
00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:47,200
Yet Eli refuses to speak the words that would save them all.

725
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:47,860
Save them.

726
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,260
Tommy Flynn.

727
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:52,900
I have a really tough exam on classical literature coming up.

728
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,440
Virgil and the boys.

729
00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:57,680
In Spanish.

730
00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:00,960
But I'd rather watch yourself.

731
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,020
You made a great choice.

732
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,160
It's a fucking great choice you've made there.

733
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:10,160
And remember this when you're stuck on your classical exam in Espanol the next day.

734
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:11,820
Remember this.

735
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:33,900
Virgil was the lad in the...

736
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:37,420
Virgil was the fella in...

737
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,760
Fucking thunderbirds.

738
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,220
Maybe you should watch a bit of that.

739
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,380
For what?

740
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,460
The puppet lads.

741
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:44,960
Eli.

742
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,800
If you won't do the right thing for the good of all people.

743
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,800
Maybe you'll do it for one of them.

744
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,480
Alex.

745
00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:55,680
Honey!

746
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,180
Dad!

747
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,180
Gordon?

748
00:47:58,180 --> 00:47:59,180
Thank you!

749
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:01,180
God damn you! Will you let it go?

750
00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,180
Steven Murphy, thank you.

751
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,180
That's all up to you, my old friend.

752
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:09,180
Will you let your stubborn short-sightedness doom the entire species, or...

753
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:13,180
Will you give your child the chance your mother never had?

754
00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:16,180
How dare you even mention her?

755
00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:21,180
Alex, my dear, you have your mother's eyes, but your father's stubborn nature.

756
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:22,180
Yeah.

757
00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:25,180
You ain't seen nothing yet.

758
00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:26,180
Bum, bum.

759
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:29,180
B-b-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nothing yet.

760
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:33,180
If that's the worst you can do, send us both through your portal.

761
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,180
Oh, it's hardly the worst.

762
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,180
But you might find that hard to believe once you get there.

763
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,180
It isn't necessary.

764
00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,180
I agree, it's a total waste.

765
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:47,180
Fortunately, the Resistance has shown it is willing to accept the new leader.

766
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:49,180
Thank you very much, Anaconda G.

767
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:52,180
It's an absolute pleasure to be here in the TV3 building.

768
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:59,180
They say humans are social animals, they can't live alone.

769
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:04,180
But you can live pretty well by yourself.

770
00:49:04,180 --> 00:49:14,180
I tell you, instead of feeling alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself.

771
00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,180
Oh, yeah.

772
00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:16,180
Oh, what's a crack?

773
00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:17,180
Yo, what's a crack?

774
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,180
Francis is back again.

775
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:23,180
Better put some sun cream on, cause these lyrics are about to burn your bum.

776
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:33,180
You don't want to end up, and cover up as well, your front and arms and back.

777
00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:36,180
Otherwise, you'll end up with a burnt backer rack.

778
00:49:38,180 --> 00:49:42,180
Anaconda GZ in the heezy with the 420 baby.

779
00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,180
That's plenty.

780
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:47,180
Gonna go and play this Half-Life game again.

781
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,180
The fun never ends.

782
00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:52,180
What's a crack?

783
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,180
Any scandal?

784
00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:56,180
In Iraq.

785
00:49:57,180 --> 00:50:00,180
Is there peace now there or what?

786
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:04,180
Shout out to all my players out in Fallujah.

787
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,180
Playing with their Wooja boards.

788
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,180
And the Woo-Doo kids out in Basra.

789
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,180
We got a snake crew.

790
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:21,180
A snake crew out there in fucking Fatmandu too.

791
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,180
And that's okay.

792
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:25,180
If you want to go climb Everest, you can go that way.

793
00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:26,180
I know there's a Sherpa.

794
00:50:27,180 --> 00:50:29,180
I know a Sherpa who lives out there.

795
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:30,180
His name is Kerpa.

796
00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:34,180
He likes to bring you up the mountain with a yak.

797
00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:36,180
On a yak's back.

798
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:39,180
You can only go to base camp on the yak.

799
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:42,180
They won't let you go any further.

800
00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:45,180
Unless you turn back on the back of the yak.

801
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,180
But don't get stuck up there.

802
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,180
Because it's dangerous.

803
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,180
They don't let helicopters go up there.

804
00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:53,180
Because it's con-

805
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:54,180
Contangious.

806
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:55,180
Ah fuck it.

807
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180
Fuck it.

808
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,180
Sorry about that.

809
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,180
Sorry about that.

810
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:01,180
The fucking rhyme.

811
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:04,180
I'm just not feeling the rhymes there at the moment.

812
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,180
I was trying to do the-

813
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:08,180
I liked the-

814
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,180
The beat was savage.

815
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,180
I was a savage beat.

816
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:13,180
Fucked it up though.

817
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:19,180
Great flow.

818
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,180
It was a great flow.

819
00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:21,180
You know I had the great flow.

820
00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,180
Ah fuck it.

821
00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:25,500
focus.

822
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,180
I'm pawn for those who control him.

823
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:46,660
No.

824
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,320
Don't listen to him, Gordon.

825
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,460
How about it, Dr. Freeman?

826
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:52,800
Did you realize your contract was open to the highest bidder?

827
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,120
I'm on...

828
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,260
I thought I was on payroll.

829
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,340
Mamu Samurugachi.

830
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:07,920
Thank you very much, Tamagachi.

831
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,640
I made a little song for you.

832
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,620
Peep, if you get the time, I will have a look.

833
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,360
Thank you very much.

834
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:20,940
I thank Santa Contagy and Stephen Murphy from Guinness Shites.

835
00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:24,060
I'll never do alone.

836
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:25,920
We're stopping you.

837
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:26,880
Yes.

838
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,740
Guards, get in here.

839
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:34,680
They know you betrayed them.

840
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:35,620
They'll turn on you.

841
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:37,960
Judith, Dr. Mossman, please.

842
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,960
I'm sorry, Wallace.

843
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,100
You're all out of time.

844
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,060
Don't...

845
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:54,220
Dad or dad?

846
00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:54,220
Dad or dad?

847
00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:54,740
Is this...

848
00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:56,480
Is that her father?

849
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:01,980
Jesus.

850
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,980
Dad.

851
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:03,980
Dad.

852
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,920
Oh, no, no, no.

853
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,140
Don't worry about me, honey.

854
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:09,540
There's no time, Alex.

855
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,620
He's on his way to the portal.

856
00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:12,140
You'll need this.

857
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,480
Dr. Mossman, Judith, look after my father.

858
00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:19,780
Delith.

859
00:53:20,460 --> 00:53:21,140
Delith you.

860
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,400
Dad, I'm not saying goodbye.

861
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:24,880
Never.

862
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,800
Thank you very much.

863
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:27,900
Come on, Gordon.

864
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,220
Let's go.

865
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:29,760
My girl.

866
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:31,880
Are we off, are we?

867
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,180
Let's get moving.

868
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,080
See you later, anyway.

869
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,060
It was nice meeting you.

870
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:37,740
I'm not meeting you again.

871
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,140
Yeah.

872
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,520
Indian Tommy.

873
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,340
Thank you very much.

874
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:49,400
That little statue bust of himself made in the thing.

875
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,580
And another one to boot at the other side in case he got bored of looking at that one.

876
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,340
I think I'm going to get them of myself.

877
00:53:58,660 --> 00:54:00,280
Do you know who makes busts, no?

878
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,280
We haven't known each other very long, but...

879
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,520
I know you didn't have to do this.

880
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,080
Yeah.

881
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,600
I had to rescue my father, but you...

882
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,880
Yeah, well, I had to complete the game.

883
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,880
Thanks for coming after me.

884
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:14,880
I didn't mean to.

885
00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:15,820
I wanted to complete the game.

886
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,680
Hey, listen.

887
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:18,660
That's him.

888
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,220
The portal destination is untenable.

889
00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,780
You can set the wall up here.

890
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,540
Thank you very much, Cucumber.

891
00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:27,940
You're hanging, are you?

892
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,340
There he is.

893
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,540
Thank you very much.

894
00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:35,100
And I'll let you know if there's any live stuff going on.

895
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,040
You have to watch the stream, though.

896
00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:37,460
Do you know what I mean?

897
00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:37,940
Fucking...

898
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:39,820
Can't let you know.

899
00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:40,340
I'm fucking...

900
00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:40,740
I don't...

901
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:42,460
I'm not coming to your gap, like...

902
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:43,220
But thank you very much.

903
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:43,800
Not again!

904
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,540
This guy is an absolute tutor.

905
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,420
He doesn't have a clue, does he?

906
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,680
I wonder where he's going.

907
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:02,640
Brainschlug.

908
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:03,980
Thank you very much, Brainschlug.

909
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,680
Are you heading to Independence tomorrow?

910
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,460
I haven't.

911
00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:07,640
But have a nice time.

912
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:07,740
This is a Citadel's...

913
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,340
...reactor.

914
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,400
It powers their tunneling entanglement device.

915
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,220
We'll never have a chance like this again.

916
00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:15,260
Let's do it, man.

917
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,560
We've got to stop Dr. Breen.

918
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,300
Let's do it.

919
00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:18,620
Let's stop this guy.

920
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,860
He's a megalomaniac.

921
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:22,580
He's an asshole.

922
00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:24,060
I can't shut it down.

923
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,340
Looks like he's turned over control to the other side.

924
00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:27,900
Yeah.

925
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,480
You'll have to go into the core and do what you can.

926
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:33,580
Well, send me to the core, so...

927
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,480
Get in the elevator and I'll let you in.

928
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,000
Okay.

929
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,720
Don't forget to be able to use it.

930
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,240
Charge up the suit.

931
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:47,160
F6 all the way.

932
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,400
Do your worst, Gordon.

933
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,240
I will, yeah.

934
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,080
But...

935
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:51,940
Be careful.

936
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,000
See you later.

937
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:01,780
My name is Cucumber.

938
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:05,000
I live on the second shelf of your fridge.

939
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:25,280
Yeah.

940
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:25,380
Yeah.

941
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:30,980
Bit of leisure time, is it?

942
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,860
Fucking pleasure time, more like.

943
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:39,860
If the singularity collapses, I will be far away from here, in another universe as a matter of fact.

944
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,140
Fuck you, man.

945
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:45,380
You, a million will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed.

946
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,400
And even in some which are essentially impossible.

947
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:49,560
This guy is scum.

948
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,500
What the hell?

949
00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:54,380
I don't know. Come on, I told you.

950
00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,640
You might be heading to the next dimension, but I'm gonna fuck up your TVs.

951
00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:00,760
Explain that one to the landlord.

952
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:09,340
Try explaining that one to the landlord, hey.

953
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,900
Fucking TV ripped off the wall.

954
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:13,560
Ripped a chunk out the wall, man.

955
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:16,520
Is that a bit loud, is it?

956
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:17,720
Turn that down again.

957
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:22,380
Maybe you can jump on top of these things or something.

958
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,780
Oh, or do this.

959
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,880
Nice bit of F6 in as well.

960
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:34,800
Bah. Bah.

961
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,820
My name is Fluky.

962
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:43,580
My name is Fluka.

963
00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:47,640
I drink Sambuka.

964
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,460
I'm pissed out on the...

965
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:52,580
second floor.

966
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,200
I drank Sambuka.

967
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,860
I passed out on the second floor.

968
00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,040
They called the Gardie.

969
00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:16,680
Said I can't drink it anymore.

970
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:21,400
Said that I caused too much shite.

971
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,560
You just caused too much shite.

972
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,560
You just caused too much shite.

973
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,380
You just caused too much shite.

974
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:35,020
Maybe I'll take this and shoot them at that.

975
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:38,880
Bit of this.

976
00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:40,260
Bit of that.

977
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:50,020
I don't know what you can pass on the road to achieve apart from your own annihilation.

978
00:58:51,220 --> 00:58:54,180
Mutual. Mutual annihilation.

979
00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:11,700
Futile is it?

980
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:13,860
He's bluffing. Don't miss him.

981
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:17,760
The futility of man.

982
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440
Fuck you.

983
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:34,900
Great. Oh no, Breen started his ascent.

984
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,040
Breen's after you.

985
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,280
He started to send it, the cut.

986
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,820
He's coming. Breen's on the come down, man.

987
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:48,580
Yourself and Breen would make a good team, man.

988
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:50,540
Do you want to link up next Tuesday?

989
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:02,700
Fuck.

990
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:03,680
Huh?

991
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,180
There was a health suit. There was a health suit back there.

992
01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,060
Thank you very much, Breen's slug.

993
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,120
Keep going.

994
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,260
I drink Sambuca.

995
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,040
Oh.

996
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,080
We have to ride this fucking thing again.

997
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:28,020
Thank you very much, Breen's slug.

998
01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:33,480
Slug of the brain, yeah.

999
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,180
You want to watch out for the fucking slugs and the brain, man.

1000
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,000
They're cunts.

1001
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,160
I could have just gone over like that, right?

1002
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,660
Oh, he's in there.

1003
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,540
Breen's in there, look.

1004
01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:57,980
Yeah, Breen.

1005
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:06,220
How are you Breen, man?

1006
01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:12,040
What do I do?

1007
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:13,600
What am I meant to do?

1008
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,160
Back.

1009
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,140
Fuck.

1010
01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:35,640
Air Baby 10 is after it.

1011
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:40,840
Gordon Gekko.

1012
01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:45,020
Stick that up your Gekko, man.

1013
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,300
Tokay Gekko out in Thailand.

1014
01:01:49,820 --> 01:01:51,060
Makes a fucking funny sound.

1015
01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:51,700
Look.

1016
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:59,560
Are you still with us, Dr. Freeman?

1017
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:00,280
I am.

1018
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,760
I can hear you loud and clear.

1019
01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:02,500
Line 4.

1020
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:03,440
Breen.

1021
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,160
Oh, hello, Breen.

1022
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,080
Good evening, Gay.

1023
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,900
Breen Cox MEP here.

1024
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,920
Oh, hello, Paccox.

1025
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,660
Portal, is it?

1026
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:28,000
Oh, my God.

1027
01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:29,820
The portal's opening.

1028
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:30,860
Portal, is it?

1029
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,060
Let's do this.

1030
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,280
Let's do this.

1031
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,260
I play portal, I know what to do.

1032
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:42,260
I hope you said your farewells.

1033
01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:44,120
Huh?

1034
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,500
No.

1035
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,400
Fuck.

1036
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,920
This is like using a fucking RPG.

1037
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,440
There's no link up. There's no special spice.

1038
01:03:12,060 --> 01:03:12,900
There's no heat seek.

1039
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:14,900
There's no heat seek.

1040
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:18,240
I'm doing okay.

1041
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,480
Shnipe.

1042
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:24,920
There we go, man.

1043
01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:25,720
Fucking RPG.

1044
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:29,340
Rocket propelled gorillas.

1045
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:32,720
That's what they're going to be using next when they fucking have the capability.

1046
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,700
Fucking launcher.

1047
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,180
It just launches gorillas at people.

1048
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,820
The gorilla just mauls whoever it's launched at.

1049
01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:39,260
No.

1050
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,460
A predictable failure, Dr. Freeman.

1051
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:43,940
Yeah.

1052
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,780
Failure to prevent time critical sequence, is it?

1053
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:50,800
The portal is opening.

1054
01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:51,200
Right.

1055
01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:54,820
Alright, you need to...

1056
01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:57,560
use... move that up, is it?

1057
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:02,820
I hope you said your farewells.

1058
01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1059
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
Huh?

1060
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1061
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
Huh?

1062
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1063
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
Huh?

1064
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1065
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
Huh?

1066
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1067
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1068
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1069
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1070
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1071
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1072
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1073
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1074
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,560
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1075
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:31,300
I said a few goodbyes, yeah.

1076
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:31,800
Nice.

1077
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:36,740
What time do I... what time does he get away at?

1078
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,740
Now is this...

1079
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:50,500
That's fine with me.

1080
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:55,980
TV3 is no more.

1081
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:56,980
Go back where?

1082
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,860
Sure, I'm fucking happy enough here.

1083
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:02,620
Doing this.

1084
01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:03,620
Yes.

1085
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:06,920
Frid soul, Breen.

1086
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:07,920
Oh yeah.

1087
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,120
We did it.

1088
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:11,680
We did do it.

1089
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,680
Come on, Gordon.

1090
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,680
We've got to get out of here.

1091
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,680
Maybe we still have...

1092
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,680
What?

1093
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,680
I didn't have six.

1094
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,680
Time?

1095
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,680
Dr. Freeman?

1096
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,680
I didn't have six at mine.

1097
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,680
Is it really that time again?

1098
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,440
Time?

1099
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,440
Dr. Freeman?

1100
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,440
I didn't have six at mine.

1101
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,440
I didn't have six at mine.

1102
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:32,200
Is it really that time again?

1103
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,200
It seems as if you only just arrived.

1104
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:41,200
You've done a great deal in a small time span.

1105
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:45,960
What's going on, man?

1106
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,960
I've just killed everyone.

1107
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,960
Surely that's the win.

1108
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,960
That's the end of the game.

1109
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,960
Won.

1110
01:05:52,960 --> 01:06:08,720
I don't know who to believe or what to believe in.

1111
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,720
Spongebob.

1112
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:15,480
I've received some interesting offers for your services.

1113
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:19,720
Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them, but...

1114
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,720
Joseph Coney Dutty.

1115
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,720
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1116
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:23,720
I trust it will...

1117
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,720
Nuclear reactor pay.

1118
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,720
I've received some of the free times.

1119
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720
I've received some of the free times.

1120
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:31,720
Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you.

1121
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,720
Good evening, gang.

1122
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,720
It's hard when your time comes round again.

1123
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,720
Pat talks MEP here.

1124
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:40,720
I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition.

1125
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:44,720
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1126
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:49,720
I trust it will...

1127
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:54,720
Nuclear reactor plasma ray gun.

1128
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,720
Thank you very much.

1129
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,720
For your kind donation.

1130
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,720
Thank you for your...

1131
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,720
Thanks for the donation.

1132
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,720
Killian William, thank you very much.

1133
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,720
Killian William, how are you?

1134
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,720
Long time no see.

1135
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,720
Are you going to Kasabian?

1136
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,720
At the Straits of Hormuz.

1137
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:23,720
This...

1138
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:24,720
Hormuz.

1139
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,720
This weekend.

1140
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,720
Maria Daugherty and the Tamag...

1141
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,720
The Tamagotchis are opening.

1142
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,720
Chat City.

1143
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:37,720
Maria Walsh and Gemma O'Doherty have transformed.

1144
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,720
Maria Daugherty.

1145
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:38,720
It's Maria Daugherty.

1146
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,720
It all makes sense to you in the course of...

1147
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:46,720
Well, I'm really not at liberty to say.

1148
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,720
Libertac.

1149
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,720
Libertas.

1150
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,720
In the meantime, this is where I get off.

1151
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,720
Why about the world, man?

1152
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,720
Why about the world?

1153
01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:06,720
Fu Manchu are after you.

1154
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:11,720
That is...

1155
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,720
Is that it?

1156
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:27,720
Is that it, man?

1157
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,720
man.

1158
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,720
*Ding*

1159
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,720
*Ding*

1160
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,720
*Ding*

1161
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,720
*Ding*

1162
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,720
*Ding*

1163
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,720
*Ding*

1164
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,720
*Ding*

1165
01:08:42,720 --> 01:09:10,720
*sad music*

1166
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,720
Is that it?

1167
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,720
I wonder if there any...

1168
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,720
Any Higginses?

1169
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:44,720
*sad music*

1170
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:46,720
Look!

1171
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,720
Carol Quackenbush!

1172
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,720
*sad music*

1173
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,720
*sad music*

1174
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:58,720
*sad music*

1175
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:10,720
*sad music*

1176
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,720
*sad music*

1177
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,720
*sad music*

1178
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,720
*sad music*

1179
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,720
*sad music*

1180
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,720
*sad music*

1181
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,720
*sad music*

1182
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,480
I'm only cottoned in on now that there's some funny funny names on them

1183
01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:35,740
Thank you very much Killian William

1184
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,720
Lamar

1185
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:53,020
That is

1186
01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:20,260
Look at this shite

1187
01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:23,260
Making me play ads in between the fucking chill hop

1188
01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:36,260
Build your character, take your character, level up your character forever. It never ends. The game never ends

1189
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:53,260
Oh yeah, what? What are you saying? Huh? What you saying? What you saying? Good evening, Gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good evening, Gay.

1190
01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:15,260
It's like this. Francis Higgins is on the piss. Not really. I'm drinking the San Celestino. Cause you know that I know that you know that I know that it's the best. In the West. Drink that you can get. Buy it for your friends, they'll be impressed.

1191
01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:28,900
a G thank you very much for 20 in the hizzy about to get busy with the bubbles the San Pelli takeover

1192
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:39,540
has begun it starts with San C San C to the E to the L to the E S T I N O Tino Espria Colombian

1193
01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:45,380
dreamer you know what I mean yeah he's gonna play for Newcastle he's got one leg longer than the

1194
01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:50,900
other it's no hassle his sock will be pulled down to his ankle but he'll score loads of goals and you'll

1195
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:56,980
go home and say wow the guy was fucking class you see the way he ran and played the ball along the grass

1196
01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:08,020
pretty cool as well the Colombians know how to play football they also know how to ride bicycles up

1197
01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:16,580
mountains of mountains of mountains yeah yeah yeah the Colombians know a thing or two about sticking

1198
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:21,060
the ball in the back of the you know who the net a net bedding

1199
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:31,300
I just bought some more bedding from Argos it's made out of nets I don't give a toss I'm gonna lie on that

1200
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:37,780
shit tonight and I'm gonna feel all right and go to sleep and dream about tomorrow when I wake up

1201
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:44,260
and I start to borrow time again because that's what we're all doing man we're on borrowed time

1202
01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:50,260
so make use of it while you can otherwise your mind will start to get chewed up and spat out by

1203
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:56,260
the bends that album by radiohead played it to the fucking death and it did my head in

1204
01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:06,420
threw that shit into the bin why because it'll make it depressed tiesto is the best

1205
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:21,300
TS2 is the best I wear a bulletproof vest on a Saturday and Sunday at mass walking down the aisle

1206
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:28,980
everyone thinks I'm gas wearing that bulletproof about to take the communion booth I walk into the little

1207
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:37,380
booth at mass about to confess all my sins a smoking grass wearing a backpack of black traduce and a

1208
01:14:37,380 --> 01:14:42,900
bulletproof the priest is always telling me somebody at coming into this booth confessing

1209
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:49,700
sins like that you don't need to wear your bulletproof in mass I'm take that gun away too

1210
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:56,100
otherwise I'll call the guards they'll come heavy down on you big style you're not allowed to have a gun

1211
01:14:56,100 --> 01:15:05,220
in mass or even in Ireland it's illegal I say yo I'm on the sacred ground of God and he says that I can and I'm

1212
01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:08,500
class a card.

1213
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:38,100
We were just reminiscing about the times when we were blissing.

1214
01:15:38,100 --> 01:16:07,700
Out of mass. Thinking we was class down the back. Smoking fags. What kind of crack was that? But now I know the error of my ways and I seen better days. Every time I go to mass I start and pray and say sorry to the lord above that I was down the back trying to release doves. That's what I was doing. I was fucking doing smoke circles. And then I was making fucking doves out of them. So I'd have to contort my mouth in the shape of a bird.

1215
01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:16,740
Bird is the word. I'm sorry father that I disrespected you and the belfry and the fucking aisle too.

1216
01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:32,180
Back when I was young I used to be an altar boy and I used to wonder what the hell is this all about man. Where's my toys? I want to be at home playing with my toys. Instead of doing this mass stuff.

1217
01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:41,220
The priest wants me to ring the bell at the end of the thing that he said but fucking hell I can't remember what he's just been said. It's so boring. It's so boring.

1218
01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:43,220
Do this in memory of me

1219
01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:43,220
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a

1220
01:16:43,220 --> 01:17:13,220
of me dingalingalinga glangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangal

1221
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:19,900
end because i'm not hanging around with those fucking yale tossers anymore man the ivy league

1222
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:26,540
bullshit has got me head wrecked i want to fucking stream half-life 2 instead and this is a subject

1223
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:34,400
that i'm fucking well capable of dealing with streaming games feeling the pain all night all

1224
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:39,240
day baby stay in your motherfucking lane if you think i'm gonna get upset by your words you're

1225
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:45,580
insane why because this snake don't lie apart from when i'm just fucking doing my thing at night i'm

1226
01:17:45,580 --> 01:17:52,400
lying on my bed and just chilling out going to sleep probably the same as yourself the same as yourself

1227
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:59,960
okay stay the fuck away from me all right i've called the guards and i want you to stay i want

1228
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:06,460
you to stay away from me i've had i've called the guards they know about everything you've done

1229
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:15,640
they don't think that you're hard you better run i still got that bulletproof vest in the back of the

1230
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:23,800
car do you want to buy it i've got it on done deal i've got it on adverse.ie someone said they want

1231
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:32,380
to come down from trillie or up from trillie and buy it off me for 50 euro and 53 cent

1232
01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:42,560
ono nearest offer no fucking time wasters it weighs about fucking 10 kg when you're wearing it

1233
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:53,700
but don't sweat it you can use it as a fucking exercise vest weighted go fucking do a jog you'll feel the best

1234
01:18:53,700 --> 01:19:07,540
well i can't do any more than that to be honest it's it's tough to do the rhymes like don't you have a

1235
01:19:07,540 --> 01:19:12,940
life do you know um i wasn't feeling the flow but thanks very much car quackenbush

1236
01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:22,780
an anaconda g i love women i'm mad about women and also saint joseph's boy scout movement courtesy

1237
01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:31,860
of killian william you're a great man killian you are a liar right and uh i don't know where where

1238
01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:41,540
else to take it the game is finished the game is finished

1239
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:54,420
we'll be back later not not tonight maybe tomorrow maybe in the fucking morning actually maybe it

1240
01:19:54,420 --> 01:20:03,220
maybe a traditional uh yakuza stream but other than that thanks very much for watching everybody

1241
01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:08,500
it's always a pleasure to play the games and thank you very much for uh tuning in and fucking

1242
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:14,340
turn on and dropping out one you know what i mean don't drop out too fast you might get lost in cyberspace

1243
01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:23,120
and thank you very much peace out good night god bless hallelujah hallelujah what's it fucking to you

1244
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:37,600
when i slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing i like more than lashing a few

1245
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:43,280
shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like i did while

1246
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:49,440
i'm waiting for that baby to get going i do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions

1247
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:55,120
just to get the blood flowing once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it

1248
01:20:56,880 --> 01:21:03,840
you can generate extra draftage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm

1249
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:17,440
your sack by the flames this message was brought to you by fire lighters

1250
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,240
Ah.

1251
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,280
Ah.

1252
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:50,260
Thank you.
